Lindsay Lohan trying to sleep with men again – specifically Leonardo DiCaprio. According to The Sun, Lohan was out partying in Hollywood – for like the ninth night in a row – and she saw Leonardo at the club My House. According to a “source”, “As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey.” If the honey had a dirt lip and a swimsuit-model girlfriend, that is.
Lindsay moved in for the kill, it seems, and engaged Leo in some kind of intense conversation that he seemed to enjoy. The source added “She definitely tickled his fancy.” Conversation wasn’t the only thing on the menu, though. Did someone order a cracked-out lap dance? Allegedly, Lindsay “shocked” partygoers “when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it.”
It seems LINDSAY LOHAN has had her fill of women and is throwing herself back into the world of man love. The so-called actress, who has split from lesbian lover SAM RONSON, was clocked flirting relentlessly with a series of men on a night out before turning her attention to LEO DiCAPRIO.
She warmed up with a cosy chat — then got up and danced in front of him.
The Titanic actor has always had an eye for the ladies but I think he’s sinking to new lows with this flirtation. He has dated supermodels HELENA CHRISTENSEN and GISELE BUNDCHEN and he is currently tickling Israeli catwalk star BAR RAFAELI.
I can understand Lindsay’s motivation for wanting to get close to Leo, but not why he would risk the wrath of his gorgeous missus.
Lindsay spotted Leo at Hollywood hotspot My House on Wednesday night. A source said: “As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey.”
“She was going for the big catch and when she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him.”
“She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself. Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn’t wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory.”
“The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy.”
As the night went on and the drinks flowed, things between her and Leo hotted up and she took to the dancefloor to show off her talents.
My eyewitness added: “It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it.”
I’m struggling to see the appeal in a well connected, loaded, A-list Hollywood star. I always thought her fling with her DJ lover Sam was just an attention-grabbing ploy. Lindsay might be a bit of a looker but Leo’s missus Bar is an outstanding example of a woman.
She poses on a beach in her bikini for a living. Lilo is good at breathing, and, er, that’s about it. I just hope for Leo’s sake his girlfriend doesn’t get wind of his antics or he may find himself barred from the bedroom.
From The Sun
Even though I think The Sun is being rather snide, whoever wrote it does have a point. Bar Rafaeli has a job and she doesn’t go around chattering like a crackhead, thus, she‘s a better woman than Lindsay. Even if this report is even partially true (I believe all of the Lohan stuff, but I wonder about the DiCaprio stuff), Bar is going to dump Leo in a heartbeat. The weird thing is that I’ve never really thought of Leo as a womanizer, or the kind of guy who would hook up with someone like Lindsay, even if it was just for a night. Leo may be a commitment-phobic mama’s boy (seriously, he is), but he’s not out there, banging every chica who gives him a lap dance. This does make him look bad, even though I suspect he was just trying to be nice to a girl who is down on her luck.
Lindsay Lohan is shown at a SuperBowl party on 1/30/09. Leonardo DiCaprio is shown on 1/16/09 at the Palm Springs Film Festival. Credit: PRPhotos
Yes, Kaiser, I’ve never regarded Leo as a womanizer either.
Of late, Lindsay has a stench of desperation wafting around her…
Well, I think Leo is closeted so it won’t matter to Bar what he does or doesn’t do with Lindsay. He does wonders for a girl’s modeling career, though. He seems like a nice enough guy, so it’s too bad. Wouldn’t it be great, though, if all the A-list actors (and actresses) came out and declared themselves? So much for people not believing Rupert Everett on saying he didn’t get jobs because he was openly gay and that America can tolerate a gay man on screen as long as he’s played by a hetero actor.
Not that there’s anything wrong with it….
J. Ferber nails it regarding Leo being in de closet. As for the rest, not so sure America is any different than anywhere else on the planet.
Not sure about the closet thing.
Matt Damon- yes, but Leo? Seriously?
The “source” probably misunderstood Leo’s facial expressions. He was probably trying to keep himself from laughing at her.
The actual article is ridiculous. That was some grade A cheesetastic writing.
I seem to remember a story from a couple years ago, that Lohan was at some fundraiser dinner function and tried to force her way into sitting at Leo’s table and was obnoxiously flirting with him – to the point that she annoyed, and got made fun of, by Will Ferrell who was at the table.
This was also around the same time she was actively pursuing, and getting turned down by James Franco. I wonder if she’s reprising her pursuit of both?
I remember thinking at the time that these guys shooting her down just served to make them more attractive.
i’ve read this article before. Before sam. Linds’s chased Leo for years now.
Don’t underestimate Lindsay’s attraction for men. She is still a beautiful woman with a hot body. A straight man would find it hard to resist after a few drinks and not having his girlfriend around.
I kind of have this feeling that Dicaprio is like Jack Nickelson. He knows how to keep a low profile and have a sex life that may be kinky to some people. He just gives me that vibe. Lohan is in real trouble. She needs a year of rehab and to move out of LA and get out of “the business”. But it is her life, you know. It is not my business to tell her how to live it.
And then Leo’s dong was eradicated by the STD’s that came from Ashtray Face’s pores. He was later escorted out by Haz Mat and decontaminated by a combination of RID and Valtrex.
I’ll bite Ned. Do tell me how you figure Matt Damon is a closeted gay?
*Pops a can of sprite. Grabs popcorn and waits*
rbsesq:
April 20th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
“The “source” probably misunderstood Leo’s facial expressions. He was probably trying to keep himself from laughing at her.”
rotfl
agreed!
she makes me sad, and the jokes about her makes me unconfortable too… I mean, she’s not worse in acting than many others A-list actors, she’s beautiful but she’s wasting herself away with no valid reason.
run Leo, please!
Ugh, it just keeps getting skankier and skankier…. So tragic that she used to be lovely and adorable, Now she’s just gross.
after his run-in with skanky mcgee i hope leo is taking the recommended dose of antibiotics.
Did we all forget his transgression years ago with Paris Hilton? Yes, that did happen. Ick.
You know what, I don’t know how “closeted” Damon is these days.
He might be more open about it with people these days.
NO,NO,NO. According to fox Pop tarts, Leo was NOT flirting with Lohag, he was on his best behavior, he had NO lap dance. Another one of Lindsay’s desperate attempts for press!
I hope he took a bath in bleach afterward.
He doesn’t need an ugly, no-talent bitch with no money. He always dates the “supermodel” type and needs to stay with that. He MUST know what Lindsay is!
There were two stories (seperate occasions) where Lezlo tried to get on with Leo and he blew her off.
One was at a GQ event (2 years ago?) and they said Lezlo walked up to Leo, Will Farrell and someone else, they blew her off and then began to make fun of her. So I call BS on this story.
Lezlo 2 years ago, there might be some appeal, but now? She’s got nothing to offer unless you’re into lesbian action and coke. I’m pretty sure Leo’s can get that anytime he wants from women hotter than washed up Lohan.
The Evil One thinks that Leo was just trying to get a line on where to find Herbie the Wonder Beetle…He’s looking to buy a classic car…
Leo and Lindsay would be PERFECT for each other. Aren’t they both, hmmm.
No, they wouldn’t… No, they aren’t…
Its heart breaking to see Lindsay, to destroying herself. I wished Di Caprio would fall for Linzey he would be a great inspiration for Lindsay to change her life around. What she really needs is true love in her life.If were the case for Leo to fall for Lindsay, Leo could be what she needs in her life. Lindsay needs a great inspiration, and powerful inner force to make her to change her life around. Leo and Lindsay like they away she was many years ago b4 drugs, and the spiral life down the tube. The cured Lindsay, and Leo and they would make a great power couple in Hollywood.They would make beautiful little children together. Miracles do happen to people like Lindsay, we just have to look back on Robert Dawney Junior, Madonna, and Britanny Spears. I will pray that will happen to Lindsay.I find very low , and cheesy jornalism bashing at Lindsay when she is in the lowest point of her life in great need of help.It’s very low and coward jornalism. And the people who are placing on the pedestals the gold diggers (supermodels) saying that they are better than Linday.People don’t be so cruel to Lindsay, she became famous because she worked very hard and very young, and she started very early in her childhood. most of haven’t worked as hard as Lindsay, they have no brain other than their body to show off. Most of the super models use their Go9d’s gift talent to marry a powerful world known movie star, rock star oor mayor well known multimilionare mogul. They are the smartest golddiggers in the world. who earn a high salary for a short time in their lives) .Yes they make money with their beauty, but they will not marry their next door sweetheart highschool buddy whom they met and fell in love when they were not known. Yes , they are gold diggers who earn a high salary for a short time in their lives. My personally opiniion of Leonard Di Caprio- I find him a little Morom with a very low self steam, reason which he goes after the super models like the drug heads rock stars. His women has to be beautiful and from the cat walk fo rhim to show off. He would not be good for me cuz he is an idiot. But, he would be a great miraqcle for Lindsay.